Long ago in Greece, there lived a man named Drewcules. He was a demigod who was born in Athens. Drewcules was the son of the mortal woman Elisia and Rodneus, the medical god of general practice.
One day Drewcules was in his room reading a scroll as usual. Elisia opened the door and said, "Drewcules, the god of farting needs your help."
Drewcules asked, "Butticus needs my help?"
"Yes," said Elisia. "He's having trouble pooping. Your father Rodneus sent this supposicus for you to give to Butticus. He wants you to give it to him since you're a hero."
Suddenly, there was a loud farting sound. Elisia held her nose and said, "Besides, he's here."
Butticus came into the room and said, "Drewcules, Rodneus sent me to you. He said you have a supposicus."
"Yes, Butticus," said Drewcules. "He sent it."
Butticus let Drewcules inject the supposicus into his butt. He went outside and pooped into a river. He suddenly felt better. Butticus went back in the house and thanked Drewcules. He then went home in a flying chariot.